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Global Outbreak

Post by ShuuShux on Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:06 am

Hello my fellow clan members.....

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have discovered an a deadly virus inside of our clan.
This disease is not only extremely gross but also deadly.
The symptoms of this disease are Fever,Cold,Runny nose, leaking and itchy anal and ginger pubic hair.
The disease is called "analjewcancer" and is spread by Wormlike parasite called "Anal Rocketships".
This creature was born deep deep deep in the unknown undiscovered parts of the wildest jungle in this world......
Some say this wass a communist experiment to win the winter war some say that it was born from incredible amounts of inbreeding.......
The jungle I am talking about is ofcourse Vahlstens pubic hair... We have to track this nasty savage...
Lure it to us with lube and cotton candy... And.... AND... Bleach his anus...
If you see this individual remember to approach with caution.


I am the leader of Anti-VahlWorm agency General Inspectah Dick
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Re: Global Outbreak

Post by creaman on Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:28 am

Your name is definitely on a list somewhere.

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Re: Global Outbreak

Post by Verbaluzi on Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:13 am

Mental Health department have asked about his where abouts.
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Re: Global Outbreak

Post by captain_karpov on Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:19 am

"Finland"

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