Conversation with "the Emperor"

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Conversation with "the Emperor"

Post by captain_karpov on Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:14 pm

Tuesday morning taking a few random games (helps to stimulate bowel movements) and this pops up.....


niebespieczny (08:48:57) good morning Captain

Captain_Karpov (08:49:41) hello Barry

Captain_Karpov (08:49:45) how are you?

niebespieczny (08:49:49) fine

niebespieczny (08:49:59) I have proposition for you

Captain_Karpov (08:50:03) ?

Captain_Karpov (08:50:30) oh sry i mistake you for someone with a similar name

Captain_Karpov (08:50:35) carry on anyway

Captain_Karpov (08:52:02) ?

niebespieczny (08:53:03) you know i am an Emperor and for example Funikov is my equality control minister and I heard that you are a realy good tactic and leader so I want you to be Fieldmarshal of my army and supreeme leader of panzer forces PS: I hope i didn't make any mistakes

niebespieczny (08:53:39) (grammar mistakes)

Captain_Karpov (08:54:03) what is the annual salary?

Captain_Karpov (08:54:51) Could I have a Villa just outside Mahon?

niebespieczny (08:57:28) I can offer you 100.000 pounts for a week and another milion for a month of any campany you'll lead, ofcouurse you can, but we are using new german tanks (realy new, keeped in secret) so you won't have heelcat or cromwell and you'll have to deafeat russian army (the'r week)

niebespieczny (08:59:12) is it ok or you want more?

Captain_Karpov (09:00:21) as a general rule I do not invade Russia, could we not draw them into a combat zone of our choosing? Such as Wanstead flats for example?

niebespieczny (09:02:46) ow, of course, you rule outside, I keep my nose off, if you win, I am happy and I do not care how will you do it

Captain_Karpov (09:03:24) I shall have to discuss the proposal with my staff officer Paulus001 and my grand vizier Verbaluzi

Captain_Karpov (09:03:32) adeiu my emperor

niebespieczny (09:04:03) you are not a general (couse you agree?) you are much more importanh person-fieldmarshal

niebespieczny (09:04:22) good bye fieldmarhal Karpov

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Re: Conversation with "the Emperor"

Post by captain_karpov on Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:11 am

Part two later that day....

niebespieczny (20:42:51) and Marshal? you have you strategy? did you contact with your men?
Captain_Karpov (20:43:46) Hail my emperor
Captain_Karpov (20:44:09) please invite Creaman to this
Captain_Karpov (20:44:14) he is my diplomat
niebespieczny (20:45:26) of course I heared about him from Funikov
Captain_Karpov (20:45:42) how do you know Funikov?
Captain_Karpov (20:46:02) he is a such a lowly person im suprised he knows you
niebespieczny (20:46:18) I con make him your deputy, Funikov is my friend from school
Captain_Karpov (20:47:00) well I have some bad news
niebespieczny (20:47:21) he is 2 tears older than I am but it makes no diffrence, bad news?
Captain_Karpov (20:47:22) we are fully booked for invasions for the next 6 months
Captain_Karpov (20:48:17) some clients from Germany wish us to take Mallorca for them
niebespieczny (20:48:22) no problem Marshal but I hope you'll use this time producktive
Captain_Karpov (20:48:24) and the contracts are signed
Captain_Karpov (20:48:59) the emperor speaks good english if i may say so
niebespieczny (20:49:33) thank you very much,
niebespieczny (20:49:47) so, you will make contracts for Germs
Captain_Karpov (20:49:58) indeed
Captain_Karpov (20:50:03) my apologies
niebespieczny (20:50:11) no problem but remember
niebespieczny (20:50:27) that I made you my
Captain_Karpov (20:50:28) they need mallorca exclusively for them selves they plan to turn the whole thing into a nudist colony
niebespieczny (20:50:40) ow
Captain_Karpov (20:50:54) they have very pale bodies
Captain_Karpov (20:51:04) and they wish it to not be so
Captain_Karpov (20:52:03) but they dont want the frogs, eh sry the french etc laughing at their nakedness so they have engaged my people to stage a kind of uprising
Captain_Karpov (20:52:24) kind of*
niebespieczny (20:53:02) you don't know I think. but I am an Emporor of new German-Poland-England empire, now we have much more lands but we are still have this name
niebespieczny (20:53:25) (without are)
niebespieczny (20:53:29) "are"
Captain_Karpov (20:54:18) I must prepare landing plans for the flacid germans they are demanding the first colony before Autumn
niebespieczny (20:54:59) ok ok let I can them have it whereever they want to
Captain_Karpov (20:56:08) very gracious I tell them you approve of their plans for sun loungers and david hasselhof music
niebespieczny (20:56:20) but do you agree for honor to be a Fieldmarshal of my panzer army? 6 months is less
niebespieczny (20:56:29) in final?
Captain_Karpov (20:56:51) We shall have to review our operation at the time
Captain_Karpov (20:57:00) im sorry but i must bif the Emperor adeiu
Captain_Karpov (20:57:13) bid*
niebespieczny (20:58:12) (what does it mean "bid"?)
niebespieczny (20:58:25) my engkisz is not perfect
Captain_Karpov (20:59:17) difficult to translate
Captain_Karpov (20:59:22) to offer
Captain_Karpov (20:59:37) to bid farewell is to offer a goodbye
Captain_Karpov (20:59:43) adeiu

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Re: Conversation with "the Emperor"

Post by RNG on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:06 am

lolol.o.lololol very good
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